I'm going to put in my two cents (even though nobody cares)

Due to the speed of the rotation of Earth, It is not completely spherical as the liberal media would have you believe and is, to some degree, flat. 

Of course the Earth is not as flat as others claim. I mean, where else would Tsathoguaa be? Clearly he is in the light-less cavern of N'kai which lies below the red cavern of Yoth, which subsequently lies somewhere beneath the subterranean land of K'n-yan, which is somewhere under Oklahoma. How can the Earth be flat if there are like three layers of caverns?

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