[@Bishop] I love you so much man, you don't even know, it's the greatest stuff I've ever read.

I'll give you some credit, like Cross said this guy is better than the teleporting sentient fruit, but I'm not going to lie that really isn't saying too much.

The main problem I have with this character is you could slap on "Psh nothin personnel kid" and it wouldn't look out of place, with the rp we're trying to make some flawed, unique and interesting characters, your guy is very obviously out of place for two key reasons. 1. He isn't really a Tale, you can make a case for Stoker's novel but you don't mention anything like Helsing or his wives and even say he was the literal Vlad The Impaler and 2. His backstory tells us literally NOTHING about the character, who he is, where he came from, how he has these powers and his current job, it is pretty much a drawn out version of "He's immortal lol, fuck you" (I also just noticed his name is literally only "Count Dracula" which I'm sure makes for interesting conversation when he goes to the DMV or something)

Your personality isn't much of a personality either, and funeral directors aren't given corpses for the sole purpose of using them as action figures or something.

your weaknesses aren't very good, sunlight is all well and good but why in the hell is he affected by silver, does it trigger repressed memories? Did silver kill his dad??

He has quite a lot of powers, typically I'm going to raise my eyebrow at your intentions but with this rp I'm pretty willing to compromise, with the character you made before (as well as the other sign ups I've seen you make elsewhere) christ dude I'm not even raising an eyebrow I am fully making lingering eye contact towards you, I am dead certain you made this character with powerplaying and "xtreme cool" in mind

Unless you overhaul this guy or come back with a sign up that actually thinks outside the box then I can't accept this.

(Also they're called Tales, not Fables)