[quote=@Rtron]
1. Have Vestec collect some of Kyre's remains and Sword.
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I think Conata has a preliminary claim on the sword bits. Mallet can wear his skull or something though.

[quote=@Rtron]
5. Have Vestec add his last little bits to the showdown that has been broiling for five hundred years in Amestris.
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*Tauga offers him a cigarette*

[quote=@Rtron]
8. Have the Cursed start making a kingdom somewhere super inhospitable (any ideas? I'm leaning towards the bottom of the ocean or the middle of the desert.)
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STICK THEM IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FRACTAL SEA. 

for. uh. reasons.

[quote=@Rtron]
15. Have Vestec turn that tunnel he made through the middle of the earth when Jvan bitch slapped him for [i]no reason at all[/i] into an actually super useful tunnel system.
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As I recall, there specifically wasn't a tunnel because Vestec clipped through the ground so as not to blow up the planet, but I'm cool with this.