"Well, I do try."

He smirks and stands up carrying her in.  He gets inside the house and puts her down.

"I am gonna go take a shower.  I feel like I haven't showered in months."

He walks into his bathroom walking through his bedroom to get there.  He takes a nice hot shower, getting squeaky clean.  He walks out in some shorts 15 minutes later.

"You know, I think I really did have probably 10 pounds of gunk on me."

He says as he walks into the kitchen.