[quote=@Mach2]We're at a hotel, so it shooouuuld be good. But if I go AWOL, just want you to know I'm not dead. :)
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Said every false protagonist in a horror movie ever, mere moments before their untimely demise is interrupted by a late title card. 

Have fun! Hopefully you have one of those cool jobs that reimburses you for all the hotel food you eat, and hopefully you aren't like me and don't realize this until after you had your stay or feel guilty about the $40 meal you had at a fancy Italian restaurant by yourself that you don't send in your receipt out of fear of having one of "those" talks.