[quote=@Abillioncats]
<Snipped quote by Crimmy>

I don't know man I find [i]I Was Reborn as a Vending Machine and Wander the Labyrinth[/i] slightly more concerning. 
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[i]I Couldn't Get Real Satisfaction [a Girlfriend] So I Became a Comrade to a Revolutionary[/i]

This explains all those unmarried dudes who worked with my dad in the Shanghainese Communist Party.