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So my girlfriend is pregnant with a child so I'm both terrified and excited as he'll  (hope it's a girl), I'm getting out of the navy on a psych admin separation (apparently I'm dangerous to myself and others) and I hate my ship's chain of command.
The way we found out she was pregnant was kinda funny too.
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Holy fucking shit. 
Stop giving little bits, gimme a fucking dissertation paper on what's been going on since you were last here. And remind me how old you are because I thought you were younger than me. 
Are you sure it's yours? Like, not trying to be a dick, but the stereotype is always about being in the military and coming back to someone else's kid, so I want to make sure.
How far along is she?
How did you find out?
What was your diagnosis?
Why did you get evaluated? 
Everyone hates their chain of command.
Are you still gonna be getting a stipend? 
What are your plans now?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU MIGHT BE A DAD