Out of the place next to next to nowhere, an army of medieval knights appeared in the streets of this city of walls upon walls upon walls upon etc. The city belonged to Princess Trump, this much was clear to these jolly knights, these cooperating crusaders, these manly individuals... though they were not all men, or... so it seemed. They're all wearing armor, I can't tell...can you? What was that? Why does this matter? I don't know... I thought you might want to know... fine, I'll continue. [s]Jerk.[/s] Anyways, where was I? Oh, yes! The knights were facing the alien visitors, and the very front-most knight drew their sword and raised it up over their head with a mighty roar! [b]"[i]TROLOLOOOLOLOLOLOOOOO!"[/i][/b] They shouted, turning to their armored comrades who drew their swords as well and mimicked their leader's mighty roar. "[i]Brothers and sisters, the aliens have come to take away our rights! They've come to take our right to arms, our right to crusade, and our right to glorious Sunny-D! Many will die today in this battle of today, today...and I'm glad to have fought with each and every one of you except for Phil, because let's face it, Phil's a major shit head.[/i]" The leader's mighty voice boomed with might, while a tiny, sad little groan could be heard in the distance. Probably Phil, but who cares? The leader continued his speech. "[i]Today will be the day that we win the day, my friends! Today is a day that will be remembered as the day that we won the day against the alien menace! Today we shall stand and fight! Fight for our right to party! ARE YOU WITH ME?![/i]" His mighty voice bellowed, met with the righteous cheers of his shining comrades. Another knight, brandishing a Blue banner depicting a triangle around the moon hoisted a large boombox up over his/her shoulder, and clicked the play button. After a moment, the music kicked in and the army of crusade-ready knights began to dance in their shoes... err... boots, err armor... you get the idea. The music seemed to be invigorating and empowering the jolly warriors, as their armor creaked and clanked with every dance move. [youtube]https://youtu.be/FA9R19ft7Ac?list=PLSJECMC0CkLgOCNMD3XoDc2L5SVjKdP5a[/youtube] "[i]And now, with our holy anthem to empower our will, we shall ride out to meet our foes on the battlefield of the battle of today! May the heavenly father, Pepe, watch over us today... and bring us to glorious victory on this righteous day, today! DEUS VULT![/i]" The leader's voice once again boomed, and his knights cheered with such vigor that they could probably tip a cow with only a feather. Swiftly, they hopped upon their mighty steeds and rode out to meet this new foe in battle, yelling "[i]DEUS VULT[/i]" in unison. Their heels clacked together in such a way that the music blended into a righteous dragon's roar that seethed out to ears of all, though if anyone were to look... they'd basically just see a bunch of knights riding wooden stick horses towards the alien vessel. Today is... well... a really weird day.