The harlequin clicked her heels. [i]No place like home.[/i]

[color=ed1c24]“Shivs! [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7OvU5JIcI][color=pink]Lalalalala!!![/color][/url]”[/color]

The trill of the drow’s diamond stud reverberated off the icy heaven above, signaling to both foe and specifically their absent, vampiric crew member below the hull, of the storming monsters flanking Jill’s beloved ship. She understood the need for beauty rest, but her fellow warlock’s pale skin was beyond repair. 

[i]Geez![/i] 

Her ululation persisted its tone, oscillating with varying doppler shifts as she reflectively leaped into the sail behind her, mechanically enveloping and finally skirting her scarred physique to the second tier of the Mizzen. Twirling, the jester’s war cry continued as she pranced delicately along the shrouds rigged to the mast, with athletic ease onto the deck, all the whilst parodying a mime tipotoeing, as she parodoxically desired all eyes tensely fixated upon her physical puppetry and ironic shenanigans. 

Koan thrived on this attention; the Bard wanted to perform, with a smile.

[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_capoeira_techniques#/media/File:18lc7.gif][color=pink]Tumbling[/color][/url] between her captain, the Beholder, and the Tabaxi, the clown popped and locked her appendages but vacillated into motion, similar to the waves of the ocean to which they all were partial. A [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUVE5rGmhM] [color=pink]breakdance[/color] [/url] commenced, offering Heroism to the quartet, as she whirled and coagulated rhythm to yodel, eventually dropping the last beat to speak.
 
Toying a sneer, she bellowed, [color=ed1c24]“Time to…”[/color] 

Her gray skin began to glimmer with wild magic, surging with visible, viscous scales, and a shark fin to match. [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_capoeira_techniques#/media/File:Meia_Lua_Reversao.gif][color=pink]Flipping[/color][/url] over the flailing tentacles of the patched, but still many-eyed pirate, Dyn, she raced vertically back up to her previous perch, as if gravity no longer bore restraint on the clown, shouting again, once halfway up the mast, but atop her circus.  

Her ichthyotic cap jingled with bells, she howled the alarm, [h1][color=ed1c24]“Party, Shivs!”[/color][/h1] 
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Like Dyn, Koan routinely casts Mage Armor every 8 hours, but with a Warlock Slot, which recovers from each short rest. 

Koan also possesses a Ring of Water Walking, allowing movement on ice/water as solid ground and not as difficult terrain.

The aforementioned movements are under the pretense of Koan’s passive Athletics 18, passive Acrobatics 22 and passive Performance 18.

1. Bonus Action. Activate Boots of Speed;  any creature that makes an opportunity attack against Koan has disadvantage on the attack roll. Tumbling Fool also allows Climbing speed to equate walking speed; hence a base 60 feet without Dash.
2. Climb down Mast to stand in the center of the triangle Dyn, Jill, and Nemeia. 
3. Using Breakdancing moves just for flava, Koan touched all 3 of them (including herself) and cast a Level 4 [url=https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Heroism#content]Heroism[/url] spell, which will net 4 temp HP at the start of each of their respective turns and they are currently immune to being Frightened.
4. Koan must now roll a 1d20 for a possible Wild Mage Surge effect, with DC 4 or less as the spell cast was Level 4. Koan rolls a [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/rolls/2645]4[/url], which triggers a 1d100 roll on the Wild Mage Surge table. 
5. She rolls a [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/rolls/2646]39[/url] and regains 2d10 hit points at [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/rolls/2647]16[/url], in the form of a shark's scales and fin, but this serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Just flava flav.
6. Then she rushes up HALFWAY back the Mizzen with the rest of her 60 feet movement.

HP: 43/43 
AC (20): Mage Armor (13) + Cloak of Protection (1) + DEX Mod (+4) + Shield (+2)
Movement: 60 feet climbing and walking under Boots of Speed (9:54 seconds left; 6 seconds/turn)
Weapon: None

Sorcerer Points (0/4 used)

Slots:
Warlock First Level (0/2 used)

Spell Caster Level = Sorcerer (4) + Bard (3) + Rogue (0) = Seventh Level
First Level (0/4 used)
Second Level (0/3 used)
Third Level (0/3 used)
Fourth Level (1/1 used)

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