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[b]Schwarzes[/b]

[color=ffcf40]"Nah, he's more like our kinda-uncle!"[/color]

[color=00aeef]"A godfather?"[/color]

[color=ffcf40]"Or maybe [i]The[/i] Godfather..."[/color]

[color=00aeef]"Can you imagine him saying 'say hello to my little friend!'?"[/color]

[b]"That's Scarface."[/b]

[color=ffcf40]"Or 'I like dis painting. One dog's goin' one way, the other dog's goin the other way, and this guy in the middle's just sayin, 'whaddya want from me?!'"[/color]

[b]"That's Goodfellas! Get it together!"[/b]

What kind of messed up movie lexicon did these girls have?! Dad must be crying, wherever he is! 

As hilarious as it was to know our policeman father loved mafia movies, it was decidedly less hilarious to get caught up in trying to chastise those two unsalvageable pieces of work while I left poor Galla hanging, so I redirected my attention to her while they continued to prattle on for a moment.

[b]"No, not quite. More like just the first person Mom and Dad reached out to who agreed to take them here earlier in the day. With the dude's vagabond nature, I'm honestly not surprised at it, but I guess being Mom's former teammate means you still answer the call. Even if it's the last thing anyone would reasonably expect of you."[/b]

[color=00aeef]"--Shaken, [i]not stirred.[/i]"[/color]

[b]"[i]Bond isn't even a mob flick![/i]"[/b]

I rubbed my temples.

Help me.