[center][color=0072bc][h3]Evan Carn[/h3][/color][/center]
[color=0072bc]"48... 49... 50."[/color] Evan finished off the last of his extra pushups and rolled onto his side, letting his aching muscles recover. Phew... He wiped his brow and sat upright. Damn Darcsen... Evan would have been a little more peeved, but he knew that he had practically been asking for the extra exercises with his tardiness. Not that it would change, mind you, but he accepted why he was singled out for extra [s]bullshit[/s] PT. The peace and quiet of his rest was soon disturbed with the arrival of a very familiar looking sergeant. 

[b]"GOOD MORNING, SQUAD FUCK-KNUCKLES!"[/b] ... shit. The vehicle bay sergeant laughed as he spotted some of the more anguished expressions among the squad. [b]"Nah, don't worry, I've got nothing for you to clean at the moment. High command, in all their wisdom, heard that I needed more men and sent a shock trooper to help in my vehicle bay. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SHOCKTROOPERS ARE FUCKING USELESS!"[/b] Taking a step forward, slapping a hand to his chest and waving the other infront of him, he continued his announcement in a loud and grandiose fashion. The man almost looked like he was acting the part of a villian in a bad fantasy novel. [b]"SO, AS A DEMONSTRATION OF MY IMMENSE GENEROSITY, I HAVE TRANSFERED HER TO YOU! MAY YOU MAKE GOOD USE OF HER SKILLS IN BATTLE!"[/b] Chuckling to himself and lowering his voice (completely ignoring the fact he had just insulted a good number of the squad), he turned to the new arrival. [b]"Yeah just make yourself at home here I guess, PFC Vogel. The Darcsen will get you all set up once he finishes talking with the other FNG."[/b] He turned to leave, but a few steps away, he spun on his heel and snapped his fingers. He had just been reminded of something. [b]"Vogel... That means 'Bird' in an Imperial dialect, right? Your name is now PFC Titmouse. Carry on."[/b]

... There was something profoundly wrong with that Sergeant. Evan shook his head in wonder. He was pretty boisterous, but that guy took it to a whole new level. A brief look around the squad, though, found everyone else locked in conversation with each other (after having gotten over the shock of the sergeant's yelling), so he waved to the new girl. [color=0072bc]"Yo. Welcome to the shit-show, Vogel."[/color]

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