[@Amedayis]

I'm very consistent, if anything. You can rely on my responses like clockwork. How about taking on Gonad the Barbarian? We'll have a nice frolicking spar whilst Promise readies up. If you decide you want to put off our fight to tend to the match with Promise, that's just fine.
I'm easy like Sunday morning, I'm mellow yellow. Let's just get a fight going and have fun! If you're ready and willing, say the word and I'll make the thread. Perhaps a setting amongst a leaf-strewn bamboo forest, augmented by the musical stylings of the Yoshida Brothers?

Western brawling meets Eastern Kung-Fu.