[@Lady Selune]
Jane leapt back, waving the radio randomly, then let out a heavy sigh. "I-- Yeah. You know what, why don't I just order a crate of these."

[@The Harbinger of Ferocity]
He fiddled with the antenna for a moment, then glanced over to the Harbinger and let out a strange descending grunt. "Look, it's nothing, okay? The hats do nothing. I did not think it would be this important," he added, waving at the giant robot briefly and beginning to raise his voice. "I thought you were going to war. Does NOBODY here want a gun? I have lots of guns!"

That said, he began to murmur into the radio for a moment, and an instant later, a wooden crate popped into existence next to him in a red flash of light, hit the ground and immediately split open, spilling red and blue tea hats everywhere.