[@The Harbinger of Ferocity] [@ArenaSnow]
"Well tha--"

Jane's breath caught in his throat. He instinctively leapt into a battle stance at the sound of the robot's booming voice, only to slowly look up to him. "No. No, my supplier carries infantry weapons. I don't have a damn particle cannon. If you want an energy weapon that damn badly, why don't you talk to those assholes over at Vishkar?"

[@JBRam2002]
Jane eventually managed to slow down a bit, then stopped, let out a short huff, and turned back to Jenneva. "Anyway... first of all, I'm happily married. Secondly... I..." He let out a ragged sigh and rubbed his brow. "I-I did not bring the stuff with me. It gets 'ported in. I'll tell you this: We have got smallarms ranging from pistols to SMGs, we have got medium-strength weapons ranging from shotguns to sniper rifles, and as for heavy weapons, we have got flamethrowers, grenade launchers, RPGS, and a machine gun that's..." He hesitated here, examining Jenneva for a moment. "...probably bigger than you are."

[@BrokenPromise]
He then cleared his throat and turned back to Junko. "As for you... First of all, I coulda told you that. The hats are novelties. I... should have made that clearer." He glanced aside for a moment, then continued. "As for the second thing, my supplier carries a lot of weapons, but the one thing he does not carry is a P90. My supplier does not carry any rapid-fire assault rifles because, to quote him, "they're boring." But the rest of that--" He held the radio up to his mouth again. "--an aluminum baseball bat and a baseball cap? THAT I can do."

And sure enough, an instant later, the requested items materialized next to her.

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