Events:

[player1] grows manly beard.

[player1] slutshames [player2] by criticising their ability to whistle.

[player1] is stalking [player2], but [player2] lets loose a sickly sweet silent fart that knocks out [player1].

[player1] denounces the church of ponies, only to be assaulted by [player2], [player3], and [player4]. [player5] calls back the other three and before they leave, kicks [player1] in the groin. 

[player1] spams the nearest player, causing [player2] to fly into a catatonic rage. The two swap more and more toxic insults until finally the conflict boils over into the real world. Dinh gets tired of your shit, and kills both of you with butterfly rainbow mutts. Clouds of spam spiral up into the sky, showing everyone in the arena the futility of resisting the will of Dinh.