"Oh honey, let me tell you about me and my baby.  There are 3 characteristics that I used to look for in a man.  Tall, gotta be at least my height.  Chiseled, like Samson or Dwayne Johnson.  Black guy, though I have dated white guys.  My hubby is 5'7, no fat but definitely not chiseled and a white boy.  He kept coming after me for months, I would have none of it.  He finally broke me and I gave him a chance."

Smiling at her he says.

"We married a week later and we have been married for 11 years now."

He licks his lips.

"Boy sure did change my mind."

He giggles.

"Tell me about your beau."