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[color=ed1c24]"Oooh, that mother fucker,"[/color] The One hissed under his breath as he clenched his fists; if his cane could actually fucking breathe, then it would probably of been asphyxiated by now. While he did bother eyeing the crowd, he couldn't have too many fucking raunchy thoughts after that cocksucker kicked the blade out of his hand. Seriously, it was pretty damn curious how one fucking item could contain ki energy, especially after...

...

... tipping his badass hat downwards to avert his beautifucking eyes from the shitstain in the sky, he stared up at the electrical monitor, discerning which faggots ass would be punted out of the arena by yours truly. As busy as he was, the resident cockfondler made an announcement over some fuckable sounding Klara chick and some pussy who called themselves the Doc. Why the fuck couldn't he have an announcement like that? He clearly deserved it more than those two.

Eventually he caught wind of his coolass name... and how he would be dumping this dumbfucker Jaden Raldo into a cabinet before dropping it off at the nearest waste refinement. Twirling his cane as he shimmied over to his arena, he took one glance up to notice that it was some stupid ass looking boxing arena that looked ripped off from one of the places the WCWF was at.

Meh, whatever, he would cinch this fucking match, after all... he was the face to this... this MOTHERFUCKING HEEL FLOPPYASSHOLE FUCKER!

[color=ed1c24]"Oh you've gotta be fucking me orally right now,"[/color] The One grumbled out loud he laid eyes on the sword slinging, dreadlocks sporting, ninja wannabe fucker who decided to stick his teeny weeny in the way of [i]his[/i] fight... and most importantly kept him from identifying why the fuck that sword was more off than a man selling drugs inside a police station.

"Three..."

[color=ed1c24]"And I get to tear you a new asshole with those katanas Mr. Wea-fucking-boo,"[/color] he eyed the taller black man with daggers wedged between the lids.

"Heh," Jaden said, as he threw a few kicks in the air to intimidate him. "Only in yo' wildest dreams will you best the Ninja-superstar, baby."

"Two..."

The One could only grin with maliciousness as he grasped his hat with one of his hands.

"Just to let you know; I'll be leaving here with that hat." Jaden crossed his arms.

"One!"

[color=ed1c24]"Glad to hear your infamous last fucking words."[/color] He snapped his fingers as he instantaneously pointed his now gun shaped hand at his opponent. His index was wiggling as he uttered something under his breath. In an instant, pressurized sound shot out between his nails and flesh, flying towards the unsuspecting fucker who thought they was hot shit.

Thinking on it, cow dung was fucking used as a (nauseating) fuel, so yeah, he was ok with Jade-fucker being hot shit.

The sound blast didn't quite catch Jaden off guard as he saw this faggot do similar bullshit earlier in the day. He quickly whipped out his swords, charged them with ki, and held them in an X. He was prepped to block it, but he found himself being pushed back, and his ears felt like they were going to explode. He groaned, as he held the swords.

[i]Okay, next time, dodge.[/i] Jaden thought to himself.

He was going to make sure The One, or whoever the fuck this Neo wannabe called himself, that he was the one on the bottom. While blocking, Jaden charged straight at the one in a blinding burst of speed, and left behind after images of his movement.

Oh great, this fucker decided to pull off some clone bullshit right out of his ass. Might of been rushing straight at him, but he couldn't exactly pinpoint where to hit him since it felt like some crappy stop motion a kid would make. Of course, he did have a particularly stupid idea that was fucking dumb, even by his standards considering who he was.

... but he did need to evade this shithead or deal damage, so why not both? It won't be something his inferior mind and style wouldn't be able to fucking comprehend and would possibly catch him off-guard... damaging them both, but leaving the fuck open... yes, brilliant.

[color=ed1c24]"Time to get the hell out of dodge,"[/color] he muttered as he pulled out his hat and shot out rockets at his feet, launching him straight at this hot shit... and what the actual fuck just happened. One second he became a missile, ready to break every bone that this high-ki dipshit had... and yet he just flew straight through him.

[color=ed1c24]"Oh you've got to be fucking... wait."[/color] Where the fuck was his hat?

"... Y'know," Jaden said, as he looked inside the hat. "Where are you getting these missiles from?"

He raised an eyebrow as he spun the hat on his fingers. "Something ain't right about you, my sword possesses anyone with a soul..." He grinned. "Which means you're a robot or some shit."

And then there went some of his fucking options... fantastic. Speaking of options, here was this fucktard making the accusation that [i]he[/i] was a robot. Brilliant, fan-fucking-tastic. So what?

[color=ed1c24]"Yes, con-fucking-grats, you found the god damn answer,"[/color] he rolled his eyes, clapping his hands as if he was a seal. [color=ed1c24]"Why don't you look fucking deeper to figure out; secret compartments are a real damn thing too,"[/color] he shouted at him as he fully pivoted around, aiming both of his hands at the ninja bitch.

In an instant, he flicked his thumbs downwards, sending two minuscule, ki-powered sound waves at Jaden... however, both were on a collision crash course with each other in a few seconds. Jaden grinned as he threw the hat in the air, and kicked it away. Jaden dashed straight for The One, the soundwaves passing harmlessly through him as he left behind only afterimages. When the ninja-step was complete, he hopped high up into the air, and grabbed his blade.

Great... he couldn't exactly fucking lock onto this dipshit and now there was a small sound explosion behind him... hmm... he was going to have to fucking gamble now since he couldn't lock onto this cuck. Taking aim, he bent his hands so that it would take merely a second for the ki powered sound to detonate.

Of course, he would hurt himself in the process, but he had to get his fucking awesome as hell hat back after this motherfuck decided to nab it.

Adjusting hands, re-calibrating fingers, eyeing this shit.

As soon as Jaden was on him The One shot out two ki powered sound bullets above him, causing a minor sound explosion... and unintentionally launched Jaden closer to The One, while doing minimal damage to the Ninja. Once he was in range, Jaden swiped at The One's neck. Just like he was trained to as a ninja! While it was a little too late to react, the blade dug into the side of The One's throat... before stopping a few centimeters in. To keep it from digging in any further, The One initiated his defensive parameters.

Namely launching his kickass leg into this wannabe ninjas tiny groin while as he let out a reverberating, hellish scream at the fuck boy.

[color=ed1c24]"FUCK OFF YOU CUCKBUCKLING ASSLICKER!"[/color]

He let out a yell as he was launched backwards by the scream, he couldn't hear anything but ringing for what felt like ten minutes. Worst of all, he got kicked in the dick. Why did everyone try to kick Jaden in the dick? What? Is everyone in this tournament from fucking middle school? Well, given the way he screamed a bunch of swears, he probably never evolved past middleschool (or past fucking monkeys). Jaden went flying, but he did a flip in mid-air and landed. He put his hands on the ground to slow down his movement. Well, at least he almost cut this bastard's head off. If he succeeded, the gene pool would be immediately improved for everyone, but he felt a powerful rumble and looked up...

... And in an instant, robots were everywhere, and destroying everything. Shit! How come everything goes horribly wrong right when it was going right for Jaden!? Shit, he'll never get that prize money... that look of surprise turned into a devilish grin as he looked at The One.

"Sorry, faggot," Jaden said, as he slowly did the Japanese salute. "But, I forfeit the fight."

He disappeared into a puff of smoke.

[color=ed1c24]"Hold on you mother fuck... egrahd damnit![/color] And fuckboy Jaden was gone in a flash. Putting his hand to his throat, The One eyed the damage he dealt as he retrieved his hand from his neck. Fucking excellent, that would need some damn treating. Whatever, that dipshit was a pussy for wussing out. Heh, at least he had the brains to know when he was going to get fucked in battle! Surprising intelligence for a cockfag like him.

Sprinting over to retrieve his hat, he stared up at the stadium and eyed the robots crashing down and wrecking the stadium to bits. These units, these models. The One knew them all too well. There had to be a sufficient fucking reason for that bitch to be sending these asscucking defects out to get slaughtered.

But really, why this damn place out of all the other places in the fucking world?

Picking up his coolass hat and tossing it onto his head, he heard the crashing of robots behind him as he pivoted around to see who decided to take him the fuck on.

Hmm... two hugeass robots and a couple of the smaller fodder were aiming down their iron sights at this magnificent mother fucker. Cracking his fists, he aimed both of his fingers at these mongrels. The odds seemed overwhelming, but he was going to send a message to the Pariah.

That she wasn't safe and he is coming to bend her over and fuck her up in so many god damn shitty ways![/center]