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[center][b]Day/Time:[/b] Day Two - Noon
[b]Location:[/b] Mama's All You Can Eat Restaurant
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Mama curiously watched Naija add her foreign ingredients to the pot. A hand rested on her chin and her head was tilted to the side.

[color=ec008c][b]“Hmm…”[/b][/color] she hummed thoughtfully.

The fish girl went exploring her kitchen once more and returned to add a deku nut to the pot and also share her amazement.

[b]This place is amazing Miss Mama. I gotta come back here when those two are gone.[/b]

[color=ec008c][b]“Oh! Thank you! I will be happy to cook for you, Dear!”[/b][/color] Mama said with one of her bright smiles.

Mama looked over at Samus as Naija addressed her. The armored android, cyborg, person, she didn’t know what the her/him/it was approached the pot next with a can of Metroid Meat and Radroach Eggs.

[b]Uh, yeah…I found some stuff that looks…appetizing. Here catch. And try not to look at the labels.[/b]

Mama inspected the cans with her eyes alone and informed, [color=ec008c][b]“I was experimenting with those. Platform City brings by some interesting characters who often share with me some interesting items from their world.”[/b][/color]

As the cans of the mysterious food were emptied into the soup, Mama gave it one final stir before she tapped the side of the pot with her ladle.

[color=ec008c][b]“There we go!”[/b][/color] Mama happily exclaimed. She quickly closed the lid, set the ladle over into a sink, and opened a drawer to remove a clothes pin that she placed on her nose. With her nasally voice, she said with a grin, [color=ec008c][b]“I think this will do it! Let’s go!”[/b][/color]

Grasping some oven mitts out of a drawer next, Mama put them on and grasped the handles of the soup pot. Lifting it, she quickly carried it toward the kitchen exit.

[center][h3]Achievement Unlocked![/h3][/center]
[center][i]Achievement award below for Samus Aran and Naija.[/i][/center]
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Rosalina looked over at the child as she asked if they could talk outside. Frowning back over her shoulder at Wario and Waluigi, she looked back at Frisk and nodded. [color=6ecff6][b]“Yes. I think outside is best.”[/b][/color]

She gave Luigi a brief concerned look before she folded her hands over her lap and turned toward the restaurant exit. As she stepped outside a bear and a bird walked in and she glanced over at the pair curiously.

[color=6ecff6][b]“You are the musicians who were at the funeral,”[/b][/color] she recognized. The incident must have alerted the two. Her three Lumas darted out of the restaurant to stand guard about the galactic goddess’s head with stern frowns slanting their eyes. She didn’t mind talking with the bear and bird while she waited patiently for Frisk and Luigi to join her.

Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, Mama emerged from the kitchen carrying a pot of soup. Wario had managed to recover to his feet and was trying to force his suspender strap to hook onto his pants. Hunched over, the rotund villain bore his teeth as he tried to connect the hook to the side of the bulbous girth of his belly. Waluigi just shook his head watching him before he noticed Mama approaching with her pot. Frowning, he pointed a finger sharply at her.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“Hey! We beat your stupid contest, wah! What is this?”[/b][/color] Waluigi asked.

Wario looked up with an ugly glower on his face and he scowled deeply at the pot in the little woman’s mitted hands.

[color=92278f][b]“You just don’t know when to quit,”[/b][/color] Wario growled.

Mama frowned in determination and held her pot up to Wario proudly. [color=ec008c][b]“I never admitted defeat. This is the last dish. I had these two fine heroes help me cook it up.”[/b][/color]

Wario looked from the pot to Samus and Naija and snorted, [color=92278f][b]“Whatever.”[/b][/color]

Inhaling deeply, Wario’s chest inflated and then his cheeks billowed with gas. The villain expelled it loudly on a belch in Mama’s, Samus’s, and Naija’s direction. Mama cringed behind the pot for protection.

[color=ec008c][i]Ew![/i][/color] she thought.

When Wario was finished, he patted his belly with a grin. [color=92278f][b]“I was just makin’ some room. Show me what you got.”[/b][/color]

Peeking up at Wario from behind her pot, Mama smirked before grasping the lid and removing it. The rancid odor that flooded into the villain’s face made him turn green, his skin crawl, and chills race up and down his back. He shook in revulsion and held his hand out to it, pushing it away in disgust. Turning his head away, Wario exclaimed, [color=92278f][b]“Blegh! What the hell is that?”[/b][/color]

Mama closed the lid and smiled. [color=ec008c][b]“The contest was you would eat whatever I cook. Well, I cooked this! I call it, Mystery Soup!”[/b][/color]

Wario roared at Mama, [color=92278f][b]“I’m not eating that! You could have pulled that from a toilet for all I know!”[/b][/color]

[color=ec008c][b]“I assure you that I did no such thing and everything in this pot is edible, but…I guess you’re admitting defeat.”[/b][/color]

Wario clenched his fists and shouted, [color=92278f][b]“NO!”[/b][/color]

Mama’s eyes narrowed cleverly. [color=ec008c][b]“Then eat or admit defeat.”[/b][/color]

Wario started sweating nervously as he stared at the pot. He had already witnessed the horrors stewing inside of it. Inside that pot was hell, and he had never tasted it before. Waluigi didn’t seem to share the same apprehension. Raising his chin, the slender man grinned triumphantly and slapped Wario’s fat back.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“Wario’s no chump! He’s gonna defeat you once and for all, wah!”[/b][/color]

Wario’s shrunk eyes glared over at Waluigi as he silently raged, [i]You son of a bitch![/i]

Waluigi retracted his hand in fear and grinned sheepishly at him. Had Wario really been drowning in pressure? Slapping his face twice, Wario attempted to psyche himself out. Telling by the loud volume of his voice, almost to panicky levels, they could tell he was somewhat terrified.

[color=92278f][b]“ALL RIGHT! JUST GIVE IT HERE! I’LL SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!”[/b][/color] he screamed.

Mama removed the lid and Wario snatched the pot from her. Raising it to his mouth, he held his breath as he dumped the concoction back into his mouth. As soon as the brown sludge with clumps of mysterious food flooded his mouth, his eyes nearly rolled into the back of his head. His face paled as the extreme bitter and lake-water flavor (probably from the Octorok) flooded his mouth. His hands started shaking as his grip increased on the pot. Waluigi saw Wario struggling. He hadn’t even taken his first swallow.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“Come on Wario! You can’t lose! Free meals for a year!”[/b][/color] Waluigi cheered.

Red tenctacles unfurled from the pot then to intimately cup Wario’s cheeks. The Octorok poking its head out of the brown sludge stared at Wario, at which point, the villain’s eyes nearly bulged from their sockets. Its slimy suckers pulled at his cheeks as its round lips curled in before the Octorok fired a rock at the villain’s forehead. Wario clenched his eyes tightly closed, the rock having left a red knot on his forehead.

[color=92278f][b]“NNRRRRNNN!”[/b][/color] Wario screamed through the mouthful of gunk. He wanted to kill the thing. This stupid competition! He felt himself faltering. He was going to lose.

[color=92278f][i]No Wario! You can’t let this little bitch beat you![/i][/color] his conscience roared. [color=92278f][i]We never give up on a deal! Free food for a year! Do you know how much gold that saves?[/i][/color]

Wario opened his eyes and his dark brows smashed together in determination. Mama’s eyes widened as she sensed a sudden change in Wario’s demeanor.

[color=92278f][i]That’s right. Let’s show her who the real champs are! By the power of GOLD![/i][/color]

Wario leaned back and finally started chugging the soup. Brown muck rolled down his yellow shirt that was stretched over bloated man boobs and began to run down his bare round belly that hung just above the floor. Only a few drops dripped onto the floor at his feet as he gulped down the rest. The Octorok was the last stubborn food that didn’t want to go down. The octopus gripped his face until Wario pursed his lips and began strongly slurping the creature. The Octorok squealed as it slipped further and further into Wario’s mouth to vanish behind his lips. With cheeks bloated with soup and Octorok, Wario dropped the empty pot and staggered backwards. The rainbow shrooms had made his eyes dilate to sizes that even made Mama uncomfortable.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“Swallow Wario! Swallow! WAH!”[/b][/color] Waluigi anxiously shouted.

Wario tipped his head back, raising his chin as high as it can go and swallowed the remains of the soup. With a gasp, Wario went down like a tree, collapsing on the floor, his body quivering like jello as the entire restaurant shook. Mama stood there with her mouth hanging open in shock.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“HA!”[/b][/color] Waluigi cheered, pointing a sharp finger at her, Samus, and Naija. [color=bc8dbf][b]“WE WIN!”[/b][/color]

Waluigi danced over to the unconscious Wario and held up his fists in victory. [color=bc8dbf][b]“WAH HAHAHAHA!”[/b][/color]

Bowing her head, Mama removed her head-covering and sighed. [color=ec008c][b]“I can’t believe I lost.”[/b][/color]

[color=bc8dbf][b]“LOSER! WAH!”[/b][/color] Waluigi instigated.

Wario’s belly gurgled loudly, causing Waluigi to slowly stop dancing. He peered down at the jostling gut and the strange groans and squelches it made. Wario’s throat suddenly swelled before a blossom of red tentacles burst from the champion’s lips.

[color=bc8dbf][b]“WAAAH!”[/b][/color] Waluigi cried in horror as he ran over to hide behind Samus, Naija, and Mama.

Mama stared curiously at the tentacles as the Octorok squeezed itself out from Wario’s mouth. The Octorok barked before it shook the drool from its red body and went crawling away on its numerous tentacles. Mama’s face lit up as she whirled on Waluigi and pointed over at the Octorok.

[color=ec008c][b]“LOOK! The Octorok lives! Wario didn’t successfully eat it, so I win! He didn’t finish the dish!”[/b][/color] Mama exclaimed.

Waluigi stared at the Octorok. [color=bc8dbf][b]“No you didn’t, wah!”[/b][/color]

The thin villain raced over to the octopus and snatched it up. He then ran back over to Wario and tried to cram the creature back into the villain’s mouth. [color=bc8dbf][b]“Get back in there, wah!”[/b][/color]

The Octorok wrapped its tentacles about Waluigi’s arm before its yellow eyes frowned wickedly. Inhaling deeply, the Octorok spat its largest rock at the villain. The rock smashed into Waluigi’s face, causing him to stiffen for a few seconds before he crumpled over to join his fat associate unconscious on the floor. Still frowning as though it were thinking ‘Good riddance’ the Octorok went on its way.

Mama happily leapt in the air with her fists raised in victory. [color=ec008c][b]“YAY!”[/b][/color]

She then turned to Samus and Naija with stars gleaming in her eyes. [color=ec008c][b]“You two saved my shop. It would have cost me millions to feed those two for free. You and anyone you invite are welcome to come by and have a meal here for a discounted price!”[/b][/color]

[color=ed1c24][b][u]GM Award[/u][/b][/color]
[color=fff200][b]Samus Aran[/b] and [b]Naija[/b] now receive discounts at Mama’s. Either must be present if any other heroes wish to share in the benefits.[/color]