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I noticed that too and thought it made the whole thing even better. 
To be fair to me, I found it reblogged by someone who made an actually good reblog of a murder story commentary when looking through their stuff. I just reblogged it and then put the link here because holy shit I might not even need to make my own dream come true it might already be the case.
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(It's not though).
If you want to do so, start diving deep into AI. There's a lot to learn about CS before you can toy with learning algorithms.