[player1] grabs [player2] by the pussy. [player1] hacks the DNC and then lies about it to [player2]. [player1] uses overseas tax shelters and foreign oil to build a multinational conglomerate empire from within the arena, thereby rigging the games so that sponsors send them "small loans of millions of dollars." [player1] gives [player2] the come hither look. [player2] comes hither, and slaps [player1] for making come hither eyes in a game of death.