[Player1] is a meme.

[Player1] skins [Player2] alive and wears the pelt as a suit for the rest of the game.

[Player1] cowers in a corner and cries.

[Player1] stubs [his/her1] toe and loses morale because of it.

[Player1] hums their theme song. 

[Player1] and [Player2] make love in the moonlight. 

[Player1] vomits at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] masturbates at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] shrugs at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] builds a boat and uses it to rule over the water. 

[Player1] builds a wall in a desperate attempt to keep [Player2] away.

[Player1] should go to bed now.