[Player1] claims victimhood. [Player2] grants mercy, only to be fatally stabbed.
[Player1] claims victimhood. [Player2] is not impressed and brings down a great axe.
[Player1] sips coffee.
[Player1] tries too hard to win and loses a part of his sanity to Pineapples.
[Player1] dies of hypochondria. [Player2] uses deus ex machina, appears, and revives [Player1]
[Player1] spits on [Player2]'s mother. [Player1] is enraged and kills [Player2] and a passing [Player3].
[Player1] prays for Mahz for salvation. [Player2] puts on a Mahz mask and has [Player1] do some very embarrassing things.