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The young marine was named Geezer Retclaw, but everyone knew him as Gee on account of the rest of his name not being worth remembering.  He was 16 and had only just recently joined up with the corpse on account of a group of pirates laying waste to his home village and then being rescued by the marines.  So, as was the case with most new recruits he had hardly any idea of how to deal with a superior ranked member that wasn't yelling at him.  

The stranger was a commander, and a very pleasant sounding one at that. Why, the man greeted him as if he was an actual human being as opposed to a grunt that needed directions shouted so loud into one of his ears that the sound came out louder through the one on the other side.  The effect was dizzying and it took Gee a moment to understand what was going on and another three minutes to realize he had to reply.  The total time it took before he managed to get something out of his mouth was five minutes, twenty two seconds.  

"Oh?"  Gee swallowed something that belonged in his chest back down his throat.  "Color changing devil fruit."  He nodded.  "Oh okay then."  Face pale he stood, wondering if there was something else he should do.  Honest, he hoped to be dismissed and fast, but it wasn't happening quickly enough.  "Uh.  Just checking in."  He said with a lisp.  "No worries here, then?"

"I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!"  HIs female counter part shouted before realizing she shouldn't have spoken to a higher ranked officer so.  "Apologies, sir!"  The woman was older than Gee but not by much.  "He's knew and dumber than a second coat of paint."  She stood close enough to the rook so her arm disappeared behind his back so she could pinch him if he started talking.  Which he did, and she in fact pinch him, hard enough to break skin.  "We're keeping watch over the area and I guess he thought it would be a good idea to check the ships individually, even though I've told him before how marines don't look favorably on independent thought."  She paused for a moment, realizing the liberties she just took a stiffened her attention stance.  "Apologies sir.  I didn't mean to speak out of line like that."

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Gee wanted to tell off his fellow rookie, but didn't because her nails were sharp and she hand them burred into his back.  Then he noticed something interesting, what appeared to be some kind of drunk on the ship.  The man seemed to be urinating.  Either that or he was pouring out a container of fluid that he kept in his trousers for some reason.  Part of the young man wanted to question what was going on.  The other part wanted to leave as soon as possible and since that part required less effort he decided to follow it.  Then the drunk spoke, calling attention to himself.

"Uh."  Gee asked.

"Sir?"  He question was aimed at the commander, but The young lady's attention was aimed towards the stranger on the boat, which unfortunately included the golden stream he was polluting the water with..