When you were suddenly attacked by a big, angry and flying draenei wielding two oversized blades, most people would probably react with alarm and great concern!

This, however, was not the case with Malizia today however.

As Mei managed to catch onto the white hair and ponytail of her horned head, there was a moment of pause on Malizia's face, her bright, shining and yellow demonic eyes staring straight ahead in a deeply, unimpressed frown; the realization hitting her.

[i]"Not her! Not this time again!"[/i]

The way in which Malizia reached to catch the puny little draenei currently trying to give her a new haircut was in a manner less out of urgency, and more of bored routine and defeated resignation as she reached up to grab Mei! As she raised her arms up however, she would inadvertently press her chest together as well, causing her prodigious, red demonic bosom to suddenly squeeze in against Aleena and Liaena from both sides! Aleena, who was in the middle of drawing an arrow, would find the shot going wide as she was suddenly buried by two large red mounds from either side; now with barely a hand a pair of ears sticking out from between the smushed bosom. 

"[color=ed1c24]Gah! Why can't you go ruin someone else's day for once, Mei?! I don't have time for your 'epic duel of fates' or whatever it is you're hoping for![/color]"

Malizia complained as she first sat up, and then began to rise back up; bits of debris and building material that had been pasted onto her back falling off in droves to land in the neat, Malizia-shaped figure imprint that her destructive backwards swan-dive had left in the block!

Mei, however, proved surprisingly elusive, and Malizia growled and gritted her demonic teeth as she found Mei constantly slipping out from between her fingers as she tried to snatch the little thing! Turning towards where she could see the flying gryphon riders with Kathlin in the distance, Malizia took one step forward, all the while shaking her horned head in an attempt to get Mei out of her hair; literally; her white ponytail slapping in every direction!

"[color=ed1c24]I swear, if you don't get out right this second, I will,-[/color]"

...

"[color=ed1c24] ... u-uoah! UOAAAHAH![/color]"

Malizia's building threat was cut short however as she felt her hove get caught up mid stride, yet her body continuing to move forward. Looking down, she had expected to see her hoof tripped against the edge of the canal, but it was instead caught in a heavy metal rope stretched out across her path, and she could barely make out small, purple-ish and stealthed figures below holding the rope from the cover of buildings!

As she realized what was happening, and gravity took hold; there was only time for one thought.

"[color=ed1c24]Oh crap[/color]!"

*[b]CRASH-THOOOOOOOM-BOOM![/b]"

With a resounding, earth-shattering crash, the giant, towering and winged demoness who had just recently gotten off her butt and onto her feet, found herself now falling face first and firmly faceplanting the other end of the canal in yet another crash that caused a heavy carpet of dust to rise over the district!

As the dust slowly began to clear, Malizia pulled her face out of the ruined cobblestone street, using her hands to push her top slightly up from the ground, and stared forward, only to see standing before her; a tall, white haired Night Elf, dressed in the usual elaborate, finely furnished but also almost non-existent armor of Sentinels; Serphia, who was pointing a single curved elven blade up at her!

"You stumbled right into my trap, didn't you now?!" Serphia exclaimed with unabashed pride, a wide, shining grin across her purple lips!

" [color=ed1c24]... seriously... ?[/color]"

Malizia, on the other hand, seemed less impressed. Or rather, her red, demonic face was contorted into that of yet another, deeply unimpressed frown as random bricks of cobblestone fell off her cheeks. She didn't know which was worse, the pun made by Serphia, or the fact that it seemed to have flown right over the Captain's already tall head!

In the meanwhile however, Serphia's silvery eyes would trail down from Malizia's face and onto a Mei who had also faceplanted the ground not far from Malizia's head, slowly recovering, and then over to a disheveled looking Aleena halfway out from between the voluptuous orbs that was Malizia's chest; the tiny figure of the human Liaena desperately clutching onto a strand of Aleena's vibrant, purple hair.

A frown of disapproval passed across the Captain's face at the sight.

"And you guys can stop playing around any time now... "