Ahoy, Vik! I see yee've traversed the seven seas of roleplaying nary a time. Avast Ye, and look upon the casual and advanced booty this site has to offer. It'll right about blow ye down! Many a poet I've seen feed the fish, but maybe ye'll do right, me hearty. 

If ye have any wondr'ins, know an old salt like me'd never maroon ye. Throw me a PM or question - I'll be on the lookout.

Yo ho ho!