[@ArenaSnow] Granted. You go to war with hell and challenge the cockroach that is currently torturing me. After you lose the war, you take her place on mating with her and getting your head bitten off for all eternity. "Oh, and she bites your thingie off for all eternity too."

I wish that after I escaped her bug clutches in the commotion of the war, a young beautiful female human shaped angel not younger than 18 came to hell to get me out....and I LAID WITH HER!