[quote=thewizardguy]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Sorry. Emotional suffering. Here, have a fitting sad song:
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Ok, that was funny. XD

[quote=thewizardguy]
I think the problem would be the legal issues of marrying a giant strawberry with a face.
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Yes. Would it be I pronounce you fruit and wife? Then when they get a divorce, will they have a banana split of the money?