[quote=@Atroposer]
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HA! I'd have far too much fun. As happy as a vixen in a hen house, actually. 
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Still though, I'd worry about the raw child mortality rate over everything else. Of course, due to my inherent amazingness I have the innate candidacy to be emperor, which is nice. But useless if I have a 1/3 chance of dying before 5.