[quote=@Publius]
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Still though, I'd worry about the raw child mortality rate over everything else. Of course, due to my inherent amazingness I have the innate candidacy to be emperor, which is nice. But useless if I have a 1/3 chance of dying before 5.
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Raw child mortality doesn't bother me as much(there's a reason I'll never be a mother) as the lack of sanitation. I am [b]NOT[/b] dealing with sponges on sticks. Also, empirical candidacy aside, the real question is what type of emperor? Nero? Caligula? Aurelius? I'm gonna start calling you Emp. Valerius.