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<Snipped quote by Publius>

Raw child mortality doesn't bother me as much(there's a reason I'll never be a mother) as the lack of sanitation. I am [b]NOT[/b] dealing with sponges on sticks. Also, empirical candidacy aside, the real question is what type of emperor? Nero? Caligula? Aurelius? I'm gonna start calling you Emp. Valerius. 
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Shhhh First Citizen, Republic* FTW!

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*First Citizen Best Citizen; Emperor - Risk of Incompetence = [s]Tyranny[/s] Enlightened Absolutism
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