Diplomacy seemed to have taken a supporting role to pure insanity. Things did needed to be put somewhat straight. The frozen mouthed pirate loved a good laugh and jingle but this was just starting to go off the rails with the negotiations of the massive wolf-thing on the ship. To the horrible thing's credit it had taken all of this in stride, even the lightning bolt. It was more than Reemes could have said for himself. If someone struck him with a lightning bolt, and, he was still on this side of the Locker afterward, he would fill them so full of holes you could use them to strain your pasta. Well, when Calico Reemes needed to restore some sense to the situation you knew it was something strange. 

Reemes reached up with the pistol in his hand as the pair came running out from below deck and smashed it into the ice over his mouth. The ice shattered and his lips started bleeding but that was all fine. He would have it looked at along with all the other chills he had later. "Keep talkin' kullie, yer doin' grand." he said to Nemiea as he sprung into action. 

He saw Dyn trying to offer some assistance in the form of magic, but, Reemes knew this was not a time for magic. It was the time of the loud noises and gunpowder. The spell was not terribly effective but the jester suddenly teleported away. He saw a disturbance of the snow on the ship from the crow's nest and knew his next target once the dragonborn was under control. Reemes ran up to the lizardman and shot a round off right next to his head, givin' the ole 'Blast in yer Ear' trick. As soon as he shot by one side of the barbarian's head he leaned toward the other ear and shouted, "Ge'cherself under control y'obsidyen corkgrit!" Before leaning back with his arms out and gesturing to the guardian with a look on his face that said 'Not in front of the guests.' 

"Yeah? See?" he said nodding his head for confirmation from the powerful barbarian. Worst that would happen is the beastie would be on him next. That would be for the best though. Of all the members of the crew Reemes was the closest to the immense dragonborn's strength. That, and, he was the only one that death no longer held any mystery for. He'd died plenty. Never with his neck twisted around by a dragonborn but there was a first time for everything if it went poorly. 

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Calico Remes, as the voice of reason, tries to calm the dragonborn by discharging a weapon right next to his head and yelling at him. He them gives him the disappointed mother's gaze and hopes for the best with a persuasion roll of [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/rolls/3086l]16[/url]. 
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