[quote=@Cherrywitch]
[@AtomicNut] I feel like that is alright, but just so you know even though it takes elements from religious myths it is a fairy tale-esque feeling rp and doesn't really involve religion at all.
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Well I mean, imagine that crusty old dude who waves the cane, and keeps telling "YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG." 

And everyone else is like "Why are you still here?"

"Cheap drinks and warm places to spend my retirement fee."

Also he should've inherited his ferryman power which allows to sail anywhere. From the lava rivers to Michael's bathtub with mr Ducky. And that's why they told him to never bother going to Heaven anymore.