I'm not your friend, fucker, don't compliment my roasts. I know they're good. When you roast people, it's shit. 

Mostly because you want to roast people on actual ovens. 

I mean, I get it. You play the cool, cultured Internet Smart Guy, from a shithole country with strong nationalistic, so immediately you're on the attack with 10 dollar words and shitty pseudo-intellectual drivel. You speak in a polite manner so you don't come across as a fucker, unknowing that the the bullshit you spew is the exact same shit that cousin-fuckers say while waving their confederate battle flags; you just place a more academic spin on it. 

It's all bullshit, and your presence in this thread is fucking disgusting.