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Lying pattern 101: Putting I'll be honest and not gonna lie before a sentence tends to mean it actually is one. (Jk. Yet is a possibly true statement at the same time?)

I'm almost expecting a punchline. And since it rhymed I will feel stupid if this is a movie quote or something along those lines. 
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*Awkward Cough*

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M[/youtube]

Also, glad your friend is okay.