Umm... There seems to be some confusion as to the actions of our bumpy protagonist, Keystone. To be clear, he is standing just outside of his room, on the balcony overlooking the tavern common room (where the party's located). He's standing with his back to everybody, shirtless, and his trousers are partway down because he is presently pissing into a chamberpot next to his room's door.  

Perhaps I did not adequately describe this in the IC. Either way, here it is now. And ...proceed.