[@MikkishtheLeprechaun]

[i]Wow.[/i]

This idea has my complete interest. Unfortunately, I don't think any of my characters would make the cut. 

The most suitable character I can summon is still a work in progress. She still has a journey to undergo, and I wouldn't want to spoil that for her. The other members of my crew include an Indian Morpheus and a magical sword-toting high school student. I doubt any of them would fit in.