[quote=@Feyblue]
Granted! The Genie will gladly grant up to 999 wishes, all of them in exactly the way you want them! And, of course, he is very safe - he's protected by an impenetrable magical barrier. Unfortunately, the barrier can't be crossed, seen through, spoken through, or permeated by any means whatsoever, making it impossible to interact with the genie in any way that will let you actually make a wish in the first place.

I wish that the next time somebody tried to make a wish in this thread, they'd be slapped by a giant fish!
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Granted.

I wish...ouch.  stupid 100 lb halibut came out of nowhere and now I've got to clean it up.  Whoever comes next can have my wish, then.