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[color=181313][b]Location:[/b][/color] Hell, briefly. Mostly CR’s place
[color=08c7d1][b]Time:[/b][/color] TO FUCKING LEAVE
 
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[indent]Upon arriving at CR’s place, Jar encountered Beverly Hills native, Davy, and Oliver chatting in the front yard. Oli waved silently and continued his conversation with David. Jar stuffed his cold hands into his jacket pockets and approached them, looking around for Christopher Robin and not seeing him anywhere. [color=181313][b]“Hey Davy, where’s CR at?”[/b][/color] he cut in during a lull in chat between the two boys about Davy’s dance date with Madison.
 
It was as if Jareth had spoke the magic words, as if he had the cast the spell to summon the Westworth Storybook Character out of thin air, as Christopher Robin, in all his glory, stepped out of his home, a steaming plate of pancakes in his hands. He thrust it in Oli’s direction, before complaining loudly, [color=08c7d1][b]“They just vanished into thin air, my guys. Eh, what up, Jar? We just about ready to roll out — got a few more people coming in, but I figure we can load up my truck first and foremost, but gotdamn, those LA dudes don’t fuck around, my dude. They just keep at it, if they can lock a door they will bang their girls behind that locked door, so I gotta go fetch these motherfuckers right now, you wanna roll with your boy?”[/b][/color] Say what you want about his cadence, but CR had a certain way of speaking that was undeniably his own. A little of column A, a little of columns B, C, and Z too.
 
[color=228b22][b]“You got this. I’ll stand here and welcome anyone else who shows up.”[/b][/color] Davy offered with one of his charming smiles directed at Christopher Robin, and Christopher Robin tossed an arm around Jar’s shoulder and led him toward the house.
 
[color=08c7d1][b]“So what’s up, what’s happenin’? You got a date for this ball yet? I ain’t asked mine yet, but I’m hoping she says yes.”[/b][/color]
 
There was a question to ponder. [color=181313][b]“Uhh…”[/b][/color] Did he have a date? He wasn’t sure if he still had a best friend, or if he was going to have a boyfriend, or what exactly was happening between Remy and himself? He was going to the dance, and Remy was also going, and he was hoping to attempt to fix how bad he fucked up last week, tomorrow. At said dance. The question made him nervous, he couldn’t answer it directly so, instead, he practiced a little misdirection. 
 
[color=181313][b]“Haven’t asked yours yet? You mean… your [i]wife[/i]?”[/b][/color] Jar laughed. [color=181313][b]“I think she might already know that you’re going, my dude.”[/b][/color]
	
[color=08c7d1][b]“No, man, I love her. I gotta treat her right, y’know? So I got this whole elaborate plan. Check it out, my Snowflake really likes Rolos, y’know? So, tonight, after she gets back from shopping — we’re probably gonna have to come down from the mountain early for this, which is lame, but whatever… I’m gonna write on her bed, with Rolos ‘will you got to the ball with me?’ and the question mark is going to be laid out in roses. She’s gonna love it, and remember it forever! I don’t want us to break up, but I think it’s important she has the memories to look back on, know what I mean? Like, getting asked to prom and stuff… I’m not gonna rob Lala of those memories, just because we’re already dating.”[/b][/color] CR shrugged his shoulders. Hey, maybe he was overthinking it but… he was blinded by love. Lorelei would have things to look back on! He’d make sure of that.
 
[color=181313][b]“That’s…”[/b][/color] The unpierced side of lips raised in a half-smile. [color=181313][b]“That’s really sweet, man. You guys are couple goals, pretty much.”[/b][/color] Speaking of couples… they were inside the house now and trying to gather up some people being… very involved in [i]couple[/i] things. Great, this wasn’t going to be awkward at all. [color=181313][b]“Are we just gonna, like, bang on the doors?”[/b][/color]
 
[color=08c7d1][b]“Couple goals? The fuck that even mean? You know what, don’t worry about it. Check it out, Leon and Noli are involved in the guest bedroom, if you get close enough you can hear the rhythmic thumping of the headboard against the wall, and then you got Connor and Melody in the bathroom, shower’s runnin’ so god knows what they’re doing in there. You wanna take the bedroom, or the bathroom? You get one, I’ll get the other.”[/b][/color]
 
[color=181313][b]“Which one seems less prone to violence? They’re much larger than me, and I don’t want my pretty face messed up.”[/b][/color] Jar was only half serious, though he did have a pretty face that he’d much rather keep the way it is. But, this could turn out poorly, and in his honest opinion, neither option seemed ideal. Couldn’t they just leave them to their business?
 
[color=08c7d1][b]“Connor’s almost seven foot and his girlfriend looks like she’ll shank someone with her toothbrush if you interrupt them so I got that one. You go to the bedroom. Bet.”[/b][/color] CR fist bumped Jareth, and he was off on his way to complete his mission and assemble the Avengers, one stay at a time.
 
[color=181313][b]“Good luck with that.”[/b][/color] Jar said, perhaps he would soon be mourning the loss of his storybook friend. Jareth headed to the guest bedroom without any amount of haste. Pausing in front of the door, he did in fact hear the the headboard, as CR had mentioned, and grimaced at it. [i]Wonderful[/i]. Not wanting to stand here any longer than necessary, he knocked hard on the door, three times, proceeded to stand with his hands in his pockets once again, and hummed loudly.
 
The thumping slowed down to a crawl, before stopping as Jareth hit the door the final time. There was a brief moment of silence, before a shout came out to greet the emo boy. [color=5bc30c][b]“Yeah, what’s up? I said we’d be down in five minutes… oh, shit I said that twenty minutes ago. My b!”[/b][/color] Leon’s voice carried through the wooden door, the tone giving away the fact that he did indeed feel guilty about that. A carefree giggle followed soon after, and if Jar listened carefully, there were quick movements happening on the other side of the door. 
 
[color=181313][b]“Right… well, we’re packing up now. Try to be downstairs, fully dressed, like, also now.”[/b][/color] Jareth responded to the door. Good, he did his job, time to leave before Leon did something like open it. Jar had no desire to see a half-dressed dude, given this morning’s misadventures, and his preoccupied mind at present. [i]Maybe there were still pancakes around to be had[/i], Jareth thought as he turned to walk away.
 
The door swung open, but it wasn’t Leon, it was Noli, wrapped in the guest’s sheets like a toga. With her cutesy attitude and whimsical smile, the high energy girl pounced on the emo boy from behind, [color=ffcc33][b]“You’re such a good friend!”[/b][/color] She needed to raid Melody’s luggage and steal her panties. Still hanging on him, she rested her chin on his shoulder and grinned, [color=ffcc33][b]“You should [i]totally[/i] save me some pancakes. And if someone wants to fight you for them, punch them in the gonads. Or tits, if it’s a girl. Thank you, JarJar.”[/b][/color] Before freeing him, Noli kissed the boy on the cheeks and then unlatched herself. It was time to see what Melody packed for fun times with Connor! 
 
Jareth froze in place. Sure, he had met and talked to Noli before, but they weren’t exactly ‘pounce on you while half naked’ levels of close. No, Jareth actually wasn’t that close with anyone, in fact. This girl - who was just banging her very large, jock-shaped boyfriend, who was [i]right there[/i] - was currently clinging to his back. Maybe, just maybe, if he stood very still and said nothing, she would stop. That turned out to only half work, because before she let go, she kissed his cheek. He felt his face flush automatically, time to leave. Now! [color=181313][b]“Yeah. Pancakes, right. Can’t guarantee that there are even any left, but I’ll try.”[/b][/color] he mumbled. How did he get himself into situations like this, anyway? This was CR’s fault.
 
Shortly afterwards, another new person put their hand on Jar. This time however, it was a much larger, manlier hand than the body of Noli, that clasped down on Jar’s shoulder. The voice that followed after it was much deeper, though it seemed [i]less[/i] aggressive than Noli’s,  [color=5bc30c][b]“Hey don’t worry about her, yeah? She’s just kinda spastic, but I got her on lock. She’ll be ready in time.”[/b][/color] Leon himself was already fully dressed, in all honesty, he’d wanted to finish what he was doing, but the slopes were calling.  [color=5bc30c][b]“See you downstairs! Aren’t there more people missing anyway?”[/b][/color]
 
Meanwhile, in front of the bathroom door, Christopher Robin mercilessly pounded on it. [color=08c7d1][b]“Ayy, get the fuck out the bathroom! I know ya’all are clean as fuck in there! We gotta roll!”[/b][/color] Motherfuckers. 
 
An irked voice hissed on the other side, [color=2e8b57][b]“We’re almost finished.”[/b][/color] What was happening on the other side, no one needed to know, but Melody did not like sex going unfinished. If CR was in the same position with Lala, wouldn’t he be too occupied to rush to the slopes? Unfortunately, Melody didn’t know CR well enough to assume he was married to two things: Lala and the mountains. Snowboarding, to be exact. 
 
[color=d32626][b]“Nah, it’s alright. We’ll be out in a minute.”[/b][/color] That would break Melody’s heart, but they were guests! So he had to be nice. [color=d32626][b]“Don’t leave without us! Ty said you and Davy are dope together, I wanna see it in person, dammit.”[/b][/color] He’d missed the last few runs, because Melody had wanted to do other shit, but NO MORE.
 
[color=08c7d1][b]“Get your asses on the move! You’ve had enough sex to last a gotdamn lifetime. You got forty five seconds.”[/b][/color]
 
[i]Hmpf[/i]. Melody pulled away from Connor and didn’t say a word. It was time to go skiing, or well, she needed to learn snowboarding now. This was stupid. Connor was going to be distracted by boys, and her friends were going shopping. Her day was going to suck. Putting herself back together, she had to retrieve her coat back where her luggage was, she kissed her Alpha on the lips and begrudgingly smiled, [color=2e8b57][b]“I’ll get your coat, go hang with your friends.”[/b][/color] 
 
[color=d32626][b]“Mel-mel, maybe you should go shopping with your friends. You can pick out something cute for yourself to wear to the dance tomorrow, and something snazzy for me to wear — cuz if you don’t, I’m gonna wear a Caiden Winters shirt and jeans, and you know I will.”[/b][/color] Connor suggested, smiling down at Melody and kissing her forehead. she didn’t need to be all amped up all the time, she could chill.
 
[color=2e8b57][b]“And let other people gawk at you? PLEASE. I’ll tell Belle to get us something, she knows our sizes.”[/b][/color] Melody immediately declined his suggestion. Hell-to-the-fucking-no he wasn’t going to the mountains without her. There were most definitely some snow girl junkies out there that would hit on him and she absolutely would not tolerate that. [color=2e8b57][b]“Plus, I’m happiest when I’m with you.”[/b][/color] 
 
Meanwhile, CR reconvened with Jar downstairs, where Mama Bishop was handing out pancakes. She’d made… a lot, to say the least, knowing that there’d be a lot of hungry boys to feed, and was still churning them out. CR grabbed a few pieces of bacon and crammed them into his mouth, before looking over at Jar, [color=08c7d1][b]“Alright I got ‘em together. You bout ready to dip?”[/b][/color]
 
Jar looked up from his plate of second breakfast. He was ferociously chewing a mouthful of pancake, which was delicious. Maybe he could eat his feelings like a fucking girl or something. What a week, what a day… He was most definitely ready to get on the slopes and clear his mind, if that was possible. [color=181313][b]“Yeah.”[/b][/color] Jar said and swallowed the last of his pancakes before putting his plate in the dishwasher and thanking Mama B. [color=181313][b]“Everything packed up? My board was here last I knew.”[/b][/color] He finished his reply to Christopher Robin.
 
[color=08c7d1][b]“Gotta go to the garage and fill up the ice chest, but I got weed and I got everything else. Got snacks, got snowboards… I’m ready to rock. You ready to rock? Dude, me and Davy are gonna blow you away, gonna be dope.”[/b][/color] CR said simply, shrugging his shoulders as he crunched on another strip of bacon. Was there such thing as too much breakfast? ...nah.[/indent]