*Well that [i]escalated[/i] quickly.

*One could say it blew [i]up[/i].

*But don't [i]stair[/i] that is quite rude.

*I'm sorry, are my puns getting you [i]down[/i]?

*That's a shame. I was hoping they would [i]lower[/i] the [b]tension[/b].

*Why are you all so [i]up[/i] [b]tight[/b]?

*Its a wonder you don't [b]snap[/b].

*Well, I hate to [b]break[/b] it to ya.

*But these puns are not [i]wrapping up[/i] anytime soon.

*Oh. Are you ill? Hope you don't [i]throw up[/i]. Did I give you pun-digestion?

*Was I reaching with that one? Oh well. The rest were pretty good. [u]sans[/u] that last one, anyway.

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