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"Oh, of course it isn't. You need to learn to respect your elders!" Jane snapped, sheathing his sword again. After a moment, he pulled out his radio and continued to bark into it. "This loadout isn't working. I need something better fit for combat. Switch me to A! That is an order!"

Jane tossed his rocket launcher to the ground and shrugged off his parachute. He stood still, snarling like a wounded beast, and slowly wiped the ink off his face with the his red sleeve. until at last there came a flash of crimson light. A shotgun with an olive tint and a white star on its handle materialized in front of him, and a slim, high-tech rocket launcher with a mounted scope and a wooden stock landed on the ground in front of him. Jane swung the shotgun over his shoulder and slipped it onto his back, then charged forward and picked up the rocket launcher. He slung it over his shoulders as he ran, bounding unevenly forward with a simple rhythm and cadence.

Jane charged towards the hardware store, loading rockets into his launcher one by one with a simple mechanical [i]thwoomp[/i] until he heard the door to the hardware store crash open. "Ha! You call that destruction, you pastel pansy? Let a real Soldier show you how it's done!" And with that, he fired his rocket launcher at the back of the Lord of Lies, still charging towards him. This rocket was a lot faster than the other ones, and it shot forwards like it was on a mission. Of course, what the Lord of Lies (presumably) didn't know was that this explosion would be a lot smaller than a standard rocket's explosion, and if it was dodged, it would be pretty easy to avoid being hurt by it. However, unlike the now-abandoned orange rocket launcher, this explosion would certainly not be harmless.