[quote=@Obscene Symphony]
<Snipped quote by CollectorOfMyst>

I reserve my right to be a slightly-less-than-silent observer! 
Plus I'm enjoying reading this, so you can probably expect to see me lurking around from time to time. 
[/quote]

You could always join in and be slightly harassed by the pyromaniac (and or myself).

*suggestive eyebrow waggle*