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Name: Shitstorm

Sex: Male

Age: 70+

Race: Human

Appearance description: White hair, short, long beard

Relationships: Best friends with Riddik, member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, hates Super Grandpa, over time grows to like Arthur

Bio/Description: The oldest member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, he seems to know a little bit about everything and everyone. He often questions if Super Grandpa is telling the truth, and if Born really has visions. He is a septic, not believing in anything until he has fundamental reason to do so. Even though he hates Super Grandpa, he calls him his friend. Also, he believes that everyone in the Gang, including himself, is an idiot.

	From dialogue between Arthur and Shitstorm:

	Arthur: "Hmmmm?"
	Shitstorm: "Hello. I'm a friend of Super Grandpa"
	Arthur" Er... And I'm not."
	Shitstorm: "Oh really? Nice to meet a sane person"

	From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Elizabeth:

	Elizabeth: "Stop trying attacking my, or I will kill you. Or your brain is so limited you don't understand it?
	Shitstorm: "Maybe. But the limitedness of our brains is compensated by the unlimitedness of our numbers. To make it short,
		    there is more of us then the amount of your arrows, and we WILL beat you up."

	From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Super Grandpa:

	Super Grandpa: "And on that gold, like on Desdemona lies Mavr, lies an unextinct cunning Dinosaur!"
	Shitstorm: "What an idiot!"
	Super Grandpa: "Hey, who are you calling an idiot?"
	Shitstorm: "Dragons do not exist."
	Super Grandpa: "Well technically he's not a dragon. He's a thermonuclear dinosaur."
	Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs do not exist."
	Super Grandpa: "Interesting, what did Darwin evolve from, and the rest of our hairy ancestors?"
	Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs are extinct."
	Super Grandpa: "Dinosaurs are immortal! My Grandfather told me that!"
	Shitstorm: "Your Grandfather went extinct before the dinosaurs."
	Super Grandpa: "And our dinosaur was revived - he regenerated. Like this, I'm the first one who discovered this scientific fact."
	Shitstorm: "Now he is revived..."
	Super Grandpa: "NOBEL PRIZE TO ME! NOBEL PRIZE FOR THE GREAT DISCOVERY IN BIOLOGICAL CHEMISTRY AND THERMONUCLEAR DINOSAURIA! NOBEL
			PRIZE FOR SUPER GRANDPA!!!"
	Shitstorm: "Well, everyone heard him? Still believe in his tales about gold and dragons?"