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"They probably serve bagels, and you could probably get one for lunch." Alistair commented to Kalimay, before looking to his other side when Sayuri spoke up. "Hmm?"

"Oh," His eyes lit up as he remembered what she was referring to. "Truthfully, I haven't had too much time to think. I do appreciate the offer, though. My weapons are engineered fairly well, and while I'm proud of it, the assertion isn't born of pride. They do what they were meant to do nine times out of ten. Their biggest problem is that so many of the parts weren't really meant to fit together the way they do, so I have to perform maintenance constantly." 

He gestured at the weapon stored with its handle to his left. "Hell here in particular has developed a bad habit of sticking if I don't perform maintenance nightly, and sometimes she does it anyway. Heaven doesn't have so many issues, mostly because she doesn't have as many complex inner workings."