[quote=@Atroposer]
[@AtomicNut] that sounds entirely accurate and plausible. I really want more of ancient beings who aren't gods, bribing gods with modern inventions. Like if a god's favorite sacrifice were goddamn starburst candies or something equally ridiculous.
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Hera isn't getting any either. She (potentially) covered her property in bird poo with all those peacocks running around (if she didn't heed better advice).