[quote]Ammunition

Good one.
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Krupp started with steel for railways and home building, and to his employees he offered housing, healthcare, and their children education (and to the employees too if it was necessary). If you're going to prance around bullshitting we may as well end now. 

[quote]Harming the poor is how every economic system has worked since we invented currency-- even before then tbh.[/quote]
Okay, tell me how the medieval farming communities along the Danube hurt the poor. The trouble is that you're getting butthurt over the fact that economies work on social constructs and because you don't like them you like to pretend they hurt people which is not a very smart thing to do.

[quote]Right, I forgot there's no McDonalds in Canada.[/quote]
>literally one example
wew lad

anyways, McDonalds provides jobs, it doesn't trample the so called proletariat. 

[quote]That's fair-- the Binding of Isaac didn't hurt a fly. However, I'd argue the commodification of art within a capitalist system is a crime perpetuated by the bougies against the proletariat.[/quote]
I'm actually dying here. Video games are only occasionally worthy of being called art and even then, the commodification of art is necessary to ensure the actual existence of artists, another thing communists just can't really wrap their head around. 

[quote]Lmao no you couldn't, if you could you would have mentioned AN instance of ethical capitlaism among mega-corps.[/quote]
Give me an example of ethical communism. 

In short, your whole stance can be summed up as "yo why everything cost money???" without any hyperbole involved.