[@Publius] *clears throat*

Now I don't mean to impose,
But your rhymes are as bad as your prose.
You seem so content.
But I must lament,
for the lackluster phrasing you chose.

You live in the black and white,
And it's clear from the words you recite.
It may be bitter sweet,
To point out your obsolete. 
But it hurts more when you know that I'm right.