[@Archmage MC] Aglets aren't the only things Frank dislikes. You have to take into account Girl Scouts (responsible for the crop circle phenomenon), boy bands (responsible for brainwashing the 8-16 female demographic into hormone-driven zombies), red M&Ms (stealing the spotlight from the blue M&Ms), Burger King (placing nano machines into their food to mind control all who eat it), and Walmart (putting subliminal messages into their advertisements which roughly translate to 'consume', 'obey', and other similar things).

So if Light is going to give Frank a nickname, keep using 'Mr. Suit' or use 'Conspiracy Man'.