Fingers for typing? Check.
Draft documents? Check. 
Keyboard? Check.
Pot of coffee and Red Bull? Check.
My brain? Of-fucking-course.
Plenty of sleep? Check. 
Hour-long calisthenics routine? Check.
Having fun?

.........

Meh, I'll cross that bridge when we get there. 

In the mean-time, let's do this. 
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Hello. Salutations. To whoever may read this in wherever timezone you may live in, you may call me by whatever puerile abbreviations or pseudonyms you create from my internet alias, The Bork Laser. To save you the trouble of exerting your central nervous system, I will provide you a myriad of nicknames which you can call me by.

E.G: The Bork, Borkus Lazorus, BORK LAZER (You may use your entire diaphragm to yell out this psuedonym everytime you type it if you wish), Laser Eyes, Borky, Lazer Bork, Brock Lesnar. 

I am a teenage roleplayer who's currently in the middle of summer-break and in his college years now. I have experience role-playing in roleplay forums such as Iwaku and RPnation. I have decided to join RoleplayerGuild in light of the fact that I have viewed many of your roleplays here and I find them to be of a higher quality than most I've seen around the internet. RoleplayerGuild has a number of features and a format which is substantially different from the other forums I go to. 

Basically, Tl;DR: I need some new proving grounds to test myself in. 

I consider myself to be an adaptable role-player and I am willing to try new genres if the execution of the setting is good enough and my partners are capable of adept writing. I am constantly looking for ways to improve myself and RoleplayerGuild seems like the next step in my journey as a roleplayer. 

Besides, no venture, no gain, amirite? 

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[b][u]Genres[/u][/b]
- Post-Apocalyptia
- Horror
- Urban Fantasy
- Fantasy 
- Sci-Fi
[b][u]Fandoms[/u][/b]
- Pokemon (With a dash of realism and a sprinkle of darkness)
- Fallout (NV, 2 and 1. West Coast is Best Coast) 

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Now, let's see if I can get that profile pic up and running....