[b]I don't normally make my interest checks this small and "patchy", but I haven't the energy or patience at the moment to make an overly glorified happy sunshine interest check, so this will have to do.[/b]

I am desperate for a Roleplay partner.

I have been here for 6 days now, I have been ditched FOUR times.

My patience is wearing thin. All I wish to do is Roleplay and have a jolly time.(if I'm allowed such.)

My preferences have gone out the window.

Hell, I'm up for a MLP Roleplay if that's all I can manage.

In case you find my strange desperation for writing rather odd, then allow me to clarify;

I have not legitimately Roleplayed in TWO YEARS. The only thing I have to my name is a list of over 40 failed interest checks and well over 100 last minute drop outs. (These ARE NOT exaggerations, mind you.)

I have been on 4 separate sites now, and my patience and love of writing is literally dying away.

This is ridiculous.

If you think I'm here for a pity party I'm not, I just want to Roleplay.

That's not too much to ask.(f**k who knows it might actually be.)

So, I ask one final time here on this site which I have recently joined.

[b]Does anyone wish to Roleplay? :D[/b]

(My avatar is literally me right now. Except for the glasses and the anorexic body.)