[i]sigh[/i] I fall for it again instead of just dismissing the notification but here I am, trying to again swim to the shore amidst the river of shit. 

That would have been plausible if you had pinged someone else pertinent to it then, or added a quote or some background information but you see you're lying, this is the same damage control shit as "WHAT I WASN'T PEDOING WADE LIES YOU HAVE NO PROOFS~" and it will end the same way.